chat to randoms if you get boredd

orite.. since im on a roll in making the epicest threads.. and wowlunch loves posting.. here he he can live it up

alrigt.. so basically u go here

http://omegle.com/

and you chat to kents, record your convo, and post it here for a laugh..

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rape my face
You: sure
Stranger: thanks
You: lol wtf is this lol
You: sum1 told me 2 go on
Stranger: just do as I say
Stranger: and rape my face
You: ...only if ur a man
Stranger: of course
You: ...and under 10
Stranger: under 10 inches?
You: lol...yrs
Stranger: im far below that
Stranger: oh
Stranger: above in yrs
Stranger: below in inches
You: yea ima pedo
Stranger: pedobear
Stranger: gtfo /b/tard
You: cuddly pedo bear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i think i scared him away lol

GOLD!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ?
Stranger: age sex location
You have disconnected.

lol freaked me out so many pedos online gaah

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: sup
Stranger: how are u
You: purple
You: u?
Stranger: mmm white
Stranger: hehe so whats ur name?
You: kathrine
Stranger: nice name
You: thx
You: whats ur name
Stranger: miguel
Stranger:
You have disconnected.

...?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i am male 22 from india
You: hi
You: do you work for optus
Stranger: no
You: telstra?
You: were u the kunt that called me yesterday at 3am asking for a survey?
Stranger: no
You: hm...
You: u a taxi driver?
Stranger: no
You: omg.. u like benny lava?
Stranger: no
You: yhm..
You: u like kurry?
Stranger: i am north indian
You: whats that mean?
You: your taxis are blue?
You: u like priya rai?
Stranger: yes
You: sweet
Stranger: porn star?
You: yess
You: milf and a half
Stranger: cool
You: she your auntie?
Stranger: no
You: ooh
You: she related to you?
You: u live on her turf of sumthing?
Stranger: no
You: ooh man
You: so what can u do for me?
Stranger: nothing
You: welll...
You: ....
You: GTFO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rofl!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: hello
You: what is ur asl
Stranger: 21, male, from usa
You: i am 19 female from miami
You:
You: what size are you
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: im 6 foot tall, and about 190-200 pounds.
You: wow
You: ur tall
Stranger: kinda funny because muscles weigh more than fat, so when you say you weigh that much everybody thinks you're fat, ha ha
You: yeh totally
You: same here
You: im 190-200 pounds
You: muscle
You have disconnected.

lol so basically ur a woman with guns and im some pedo lol

damn you guys stop picking on lonely poor souls. I do admit that is some funny shit there though lol.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi girl?
You: both
You: shemale
You: \u like?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i think i love you
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: why's that?
You: something about the way you touch your keyboard
You: it just draws a person like me in
You: so sensual
Stranger: hehe...I'm sorry
You: what for you're doing fine
Stranger: as fun as this is, I have to say this, my husband is standing behind me
Stranger: My husband just took me over his lap and spanked me because I have been very disrespectful to him, I was flirting with other guys on the internet and putting off my serious work and now I have been corrected and part of my punishment is to tell 20 people.
You: you have a dirty mouth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: i just smeared a can of cake frosting on myself
Stranger: :L
You: you should try it
Stranger: im alriqht
You: scared you might like it
You: ???
Stranger: f**k off freak :L
You: im not a freak
You: i'm just eccentric
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: lesbian?
You: maybe
You: i mean i like girls
Stranger: do u have smelly feet?
You: you tell me cowboy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this is fun

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heya x
Stranger: asl?
You: nah dial-up
You: its pretty slow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

r u lonely bus

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Whats your asl?
Stranger: And hi
You: wats an asl??
You: i think its were my shit comes from
Stranger: Age sex location
You: yeah??
Stranger: its bullshit chat room chat lol
You: i would like 21-28yo in my bedroom
You: is that what you want to know?
You: is this like a dating service??
Stranger: Nah man just f**king hate talking to kids
Stranger: they do my nut in
Stranger: it is what it says it is
Stranger: talk to strangers
You: you'ld like them to do your nut
Stranger: wysiwyg
You: blast it all over them
Stranger: What ever cum brain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

talk to me saw

magic 8ball

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from
You: i can't tell you now
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no problem for me
You: i think so
Stranger: what do u wanna talk about
You: yes
Stranger: yes what?
You: it doesn't look good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do u wanna talk about?
You: i feel strongly no
Stranger: if u dnt wanna talk so why do u in omegle
Stranger: ??
You: it's unsure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol cumbrain

thats sum funny shit

haha this shit is gold

WowLunch wrote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: hello
You: what is ur asl
Stranger: 21, male, from usa
You: i am 19 female from miami
You:
You: what size are you
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: im 6 foot tall, and about 190-200 pounds.
You: wow
You: ur tall
Stranger: kinda funny because muscles weigh more than fat, so when you say you weigh that much everybody thinks you're fat, ha ha
You: yeh totally
You: same here
You: im 190-200 pounds
You: muscle
You have disconnected.

hahah wow one of your best i reckon funny bugga